A massive city-wide riot has just started...

[Skull-n-Bones]

I'd tell baimun to put his pants back on because he was obviously upsetting the neighbors.

[SlappyMcNasty]

take pants off
grab baby oil
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[bonedust]

Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...well, I live in a rural area...there's only a couple dozen people who are anything like living in close proximity to me, so I suppose I just kick it on the front porch with the shotgun, and if they wander my way...well...*shrug*

Truth be told, most of us would probably not even know the cities were rioting for a day or two.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">im in the same boat.

but, if they got out this far...there is really only one way onto my property, and thats from the front. im 500 ft off the road, and the scope on my 22/250 is good for 1000ft. if they got closer than that some how...glock 18 with a 35 round clip (but vic you arent IN the secret service!) or the 12ga mossberg of unmentionable shortness.

i buy ammo by the pallet.

[Darkest Angel]

Originally posted by bonedust:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...well, I live in a rural area...there's only a couple dozen people who are anything like living in close proximity to me, so I suppose I just kick it on the front porch with the shotgun, and if they wander my way...well...*shrug*

Truth be told, most of us would probably not even know the cities were rioting for a day or two.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">im in the same boat.

but, if they got out this far...there is really only one way onto my property, and thats from the front. im 500 ft off the road, and the scope on my 22/250 is good for 1000ft. if they got closer than that some how...glock 18 with a 35 round clip (but vic you arent IN the secret service!) or the 12ga mossberg of unmentionable shortness.

i buy ammo by the pallet.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">O_O

I...I love you, man.


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[Tortricidae]

I live in the boonies. the sticks. bumfuck egypt. two yonders and a fur piece away from civilization. waaaay out thar. my computer is actually a stone tablet and a chisel, and my washing machine is actually the creek.

so basically I'd look outside and wonder WTF had gotten into all of the cows, and why my crazy old neighbors were being crazier than usual. I would then shrug and set my mother's pack of dogs on them if necessary, and if that wouldn't work, I'd break out the cat army (my mother is the offical crazy cat lady of our road. seriously).

[Spore]

I'd like to believe there aren't enough moronically retarded and genetically stunted individuals in any one given place to create an uncontrollable riot.

At any rate I'd give permission for an airstrike to kill all the useless motherfuckers with a couple of missiles.

[Biohazard]

i'm in the sticks as well, so i'd probably just go with the shotgun on the porch deal.